I’ve just finished mentoring with the Writers’ Centre Norwich Escalator scheme, which in spite of all my reservations about teaching creative writing, has been a highly enjoyable experience, and I hope also useful for the mentees. But I was horrified by the Guardian supplement last Saturday – How To Write A Novel In A Month – shock, horror. How fatuous! But then again, there are probably lots of people out there who are hopeful enough that it can be taught who will actually shell out money for the book. So my next project is going to be: How To Write A Bestseller In Your Sleep. Should make me a ton of money. Agents, you can contact me through this website.